Queefs aka Vaginal Flatulence
Queefs.. the good old fart sounds coming out of your vagina! The first time I queefed I was sooo embarrassed. First of all, I didn’t know what the f*ck that was I was practically a virgin, I just knew it didn’t come from my butt! I think I actually said, “I did not fart”. Honestly, queefs are sooo annoying. They are like an instant mood kill for me. You’re all hot and going at it and then all of a sudden, you let out this giant vagina burp. That’s the only way I can describe it.
So What Is a Queef?
Well, in case you were wondering, a queef is a completely natural phenomenon. It’s basically just air that is trapped in your vagina from…you guessed it pumping (vaginal sex). It does not smell like a fart… thank god, because that would be even more embarrassing. The more he pumps, the more you queef, and these things can get pretty loud. And surprise!… you can’t hold them in like you can with a fart! Sorry.
So How Can We Prevent the Dreadful Vagina Burps?
After the first time, this happened to me and I was super embarrassed, I actually sought the help of Google to find out what I can do to prevent this from ever happening again! I quickly realized that there isn’t much I can really do about this, to prevent it or diminish it. I found some helpful tips, although not an instant fixes and not guaranteed, they can potentially diminish qeefs:
- Kegel exercises (great tutorial from intima.com)
- Slower thrusts
- Don’t pull out your penis too far out of the vagina before thrusting it back in (this causes air to be pushed into the vagina)
- Avoid doggy style
Ladies and gentlemen, queefs happen.
Don’t be embarrassed by it. Just laugh it off. I know this can be quite difficult especially if you tend to have a more serious personality, but honestly, there is nothing you can do about it. Don’t let it ruin your moment.
One time I remember doing it on the couch doggy-style with a new partner and as soon as he pulled out, my vagina just went crazy queefing. It sounded like a farting contest.
I was pretty tipsy so I just said, “sorry can’t control it” and we continued. I wasn’t at all embarrassed and I’m sure this wasn’t the first time he heard a queef.
Your partner should be mature and educated enough to know that it’s a natural occurrence. Although it is recommended to avoid deep and fast thrusts as well as doggy-style, seriously f*ck that! Why keep yourself from enjoying the best things in life because of the possibility of a little embarrassment. Doggy-style is my favorite, the deeper and harder the better. There is no way I am giving this up because of a stupid little (or ginormous) queef and neither should you ladies!
How to do Kegels Video Tutorial by Michelle Kenway